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The Mary Sue
Jonathan Wright

Jimmy Kimmel Used His Awards For a Good Cause: To Bribe Donald Trump to Get ICE Out of Minnesota

With Donald Trump receiving María Corina Machado’s Nobel Peace Prize after that bizarre White House visit earlier this week, Jimmy Kimmel has found a creative way to put his trophy collection to use: bribing a sitting president.

At this point, the POTUS can’t hide the fact that the easiest way to open the icy cold ventricles of his pitiless heart is to wave a trophy within arm’s reach. Just ask FIFA, which created a “Peace Prize” to curry favor with him after the Norwegian Nobel Committee denied him one.

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