
With Donald Trump receiving María Corina Machado’s Nobel Peace Prize after that bizarre White House visit earlier this week, Jimmy Kimmel has found a creative way to put his trophy collection to use: bribing a sitting president.
At this point, the POTUS can’t hide the fact that the easiest way to open the icy cold ventricles of his pitiless heart is to wave a trophy within arm’s reach. Just ask FIFA, which created a “Peace Prize” to curry favor with him after the Norwegian Nobel Committee denied him one.