WHEN is a tattie scone not a tattie scone? When it’s pitta bread, apparently. An English journo who had ordered a full monty Scottish breakfast was appalled by the sight of the national breakfast delicacy being loaded on to his plate.
“You can remove that,” he instructed. “I don’t want pitta bread for breakfast!” Your loss, pal.
PRICES have soared in St Andrews. But £103 for a kebab? Well, perhaps not exactly. However, one generous soul slightly the worse for wear was hit with a three- figure bill when he unwisely added a few bottles of beer to his order. chances are he’ll stick to a kebab next time.
