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Jerry Zezima: Getting carded at the wine bar

You don’t have to be clairvoyant — or even Clair Voyant, who was in my class in grade school — to know the two reasons why I am not a tarot card reader:

(a) I’m not playing with a full deck.

(b) I have yet to win Powerball.

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