Be honest. When you heard that Jennifer Lopez had a new movie out, you simply let the news wash over you unattended. We live in an age where a movie has to be truly special to do well theatrically, and truly special Lopez movies are few and far between.
This goes doubly for this new film, which bears the title Shotgun Wedding. That’s right: another Lopez wedding movie. Another chunk of fatty gristle in a soup that already contains The Wedding Planner, Monster-in-Law and (God help us all) Marry Me. So, you filed the film away in the back of your mind. At absolute best, it would be the third film you watched on a long-haul flight.