“Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself” is one of the most popular catchphrases to emerge from the cursed timeline we’re living in, but it turns out even the sex offender’s brother believes he was murdered, and his prime suspect is, uh, currently redecorating the White House.
The release of around 3 million new Epstein files by the Department of Justice has once again dragged America’s collective skeleton closet into the spotlight, with thousands of documents incriminating the elite, from billionaires to politicians and celebrities. People are still combing through the digital haystack that’s every conspiracy theorist’s dream come true, but what’s emerged so far is more than enough to haunt you for the rest of your life.
