If you watched Tuesday’s vice presidential debate hoping for something like a WWE SmackDown event, then you were probably left disappointed. However, if you wondered what fascism on novocaine looks like, or what a political “prevent” defense versus a blitz looks like, you might have enjoyed yourself.
Republican vice-presidential candidate JD “Smokey Eyes” Vance and Democratic vice-presidential candidate Tim “Coach” Walz squared off in a CBS News event deemed the undercard event of the century. Expectations were low and interest relatively high. Still, all you could do was sigh.
