Do you tire of the daily battle against gravity? Are you ready to at last forsake all earthly concerns, and commit yourself forever to the shadows dancing on the wall of your electric cave? Then allow me to present the Electric Gaming Bed 2, a new pinnacle of dire hedonism unveiled earlier this week by Japanese gaming furniture company Bauhutte.
"Do you want to make 'gaming while lying down' a full-fledged part of your daily life?" Bauhutte says in the machine-translated product page. "The 'Gaming Bed' is a forbidden layout designed specifically for the unapologetically indulgent gamer."
