Globe-trotting Jane McDonald only recently returned from yet another safari for Channel 5, so you might have assumed she’d be a dab hand at spotting elephants by now.
In which case you were probably as surprised as I was by her apparent inability to clock the massive one squatting in the room throughout The British Soap Awards.
I’m kidding, of course. ITV was never going to mention Phillip Schofield on the night.
