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Adam Liaw

It’s been a joy watching the World Cup with my kids. Just don’t tell them it’s not live

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Australia's Mathew Leckie celebrates with Bailey Wright after qualifying for the knockout stages — Australia's Mathew Leckie celebrates with Bailey Wright after qualifying for the knockout stages Photograph: John Sibley/Reuters

Last week I woke my two eldest children (aged six and nine) at midnight to watch a soccer match between Japan and Germany in the World Cup. It was a bad idea, and I’m a bad dad. The tiredness-induced meltdowns later that evening were monumental.

This morning we watched Australia v Denmark on delay. I lied and told them it was live. Lying to your kids is fine. Go Socceroos.

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