Folks, I come bearing some troublesome news. Especially for you, Packers fans.
It pains me to say this, but our friend Jordan Love? You know, Packers quarterback Jordan Love? Yes. He may be… a …a Toyotathon merchant.
No. I’m not saying he stopped playing football to go sell cars with Toyota. He’s not a car salesman. He only seems to play well when Toyota’s Toyotathon promotion is going on.
Toyotathon is a holiday sale Toyota hosts yearly from mid-November to the top of January. That period for Jordan Love last season was magical. The rest of it? You might say it was average. Maybe even below average.
That’s causing some to speculate that Love might be a Toyotathon merchant. At first, I didn’t want to believe it. I wanted to give Love more credit on his own.
However, this investigation from TikTok presents some compelling evidence that suggests there might be something to it.
NO WAY PEOPLE ARE CALLING JORDAN LOVE A TOYOTATHON MERCHANT!? 😭 pic.twitter.com/FgZStpwq9l
— Caden Sunila (@CadenSunila) September 19, 2024
Listen, man. I’m not saying that Jordan Love is like Cinderella and Toyotathon is his glass slipper. But I’m not not saying that, either. After watching that TikTok, how could you?
We’ll see what the deal is once Love gets back from injury. Hopefully, that’s soon because we need answers.
