Hello, I’m the Eve 6 Guy, aka the Heart in a Blender Guy. If you know who I am, you’re either way too online or have questionable taste in music — perhaps both.
No matter what, you’re probably wondering why in shit Input gave me an advice column. Well, it’s because I asked them to, and Mark, the editor, is a nice guy who has a hard time letting people down. I hope he writes in and asks me for some advice on how he can improve in that area.
