Wake up; eat a bacon sandwich while watching Soccer AM; go to the match.
Like many adolescents, that was my Saturday routine around 15 years ago. Soccer AM, with its silliness and star-studded guests, was a huge part of the footballing weekend. Presenters Helen Chamberlain, Tim Lovejoy and later Max Rushden never failed to put a smile on your face... yet those days are long gone.
Soccer AM was a product of its time, with many controversial features - including the 'Soccerette' - now consigned to history. It has tried to readapt and become a modern show for a YouTube audience, but that just made it bland and, sadly, irrelevant.