Billi Mucklow and Andy Carroll's wedding has lurched from disaster to disaster in the past few weeks.
From three in a bed stag shame to the bride confessing to her wedding dress fitter she "wasn't in the mood" to marry to ditching the bling engagement ring just days before - the usual round of pre wedding jitters turned into pre wedding dread.
But it appears the WAG wedding of the year is going ahead as the West Brom striker and former reality star descended on plush Hampshire hotel The Four Seasons with racks of clothes and a set of gleaming white smiles.
The pair have been hush hush about their plush venue but the Mirror can reveal it is the Four Seasons hotel nestled within 500 acres of countryside - perfect for a private ceremony and gathering.
The website states weddings take place in a walled garden with a teddy bears picnic for children - perfect for Billi and Andy's three children as well as the footballers older two.
The blub says "Gather your guests for a picturesque ceremony in the 16th-century Walled Garden. Mingle with guests after the ceremony in the late afternoon light for cocktails and canapés while younger guests enjoy a teddy bear picnic in the nearby forest.
Capture magical moments with a professional photographer throughout the property's 500 acres of quintessential English countryside; then enjoy a fully catered dinner made with the freshest local ingredients."
They add: "Whether you desire an intimate orchard ceremony or a large celebration in the heart of the manor, we promise an unforgettable day."
Celebrations were getting in the swing on Saturday evening - hwere suites at the hotel cost £1,675 per night.
Sources told The Sun: "Relatives ordered bottles of £100 Louis Roederer champagne, while Andy, in a tracksuit and cap, made them laugh when he announced he was feeling sick."
Billi - who was pictured without her engagement ring on Wednesday - reportedly held crisis talks with the father of her three children, after two blonde women ended up in the former England footballer's bed in Dubai during his stag do celebrations last month.
In the first image, the former Liverpool FC star can be seen passed out next to a woman named Taylor, 27, who took a picture of herself alongside the sleeping sports star, in addition to another snap of herself wearing his personalised robe.
One of the women in the snaps insists 'nothing sexual happened' when she visited the dad-of-five's hotel room with friends - claiming she took the picture of herself next to a sleeping Andy as a joke.
A source close to Billi has now revealed that the future Mrs Carroll may be 'utterly humiliated' but still loves the 6'4 striker 'deep down'.