
Article IV, Section 2 of the U.S. Constitution states, "The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. These Citizens shall have unfettered, free over-the-air access to all NFL Postseason Competition, and shall also receive, free of charge, 50 in-bone Chicken Wings with three containers of Ranch Dressing, also free."
In this week's "Next Text" exchange, Next TV writers Daniel Frankel and David Bloom remind readers of these sacred entitlements.