What would it take for you to skip your son’s wedding? It’d have to be something extremely serious, right? Well, what if your son were Donald Trump Jr? Oh yeah, uh, something’s come up, and I can’t make it. Darn, what a shame.
Such is the sticky situation Donald Trump finds himself in. Don Jr is set to marry model Bettina Anderson on a private island in the Bahamas tomorrow, in a small ceremony attended by family and friends only.