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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Barney Ronay at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

Igor Tudor enacts hollow role in the most stupid of hires with Tottenham too bad to stay up

A half empty stadium with Tottenham on the pitch
A half empty stadium as Tottenham’s dreadful season lurches towards relegation. Photograph: Andrew Couldridge/Action Images/Reuters

Tudor is to do. To do is to dur. Something like that anyway. With the clock reading 45+8 at the end of the first half the air inside Tottenham Hotspur Stadium had already begun to curdle and turn strange.

In the space of 18 minutes, 1-0 to Spurs had become 3-1 to Crystal Palace. The crowd had begun to turn in on itself. Boos were directed at the players. Boos were directed back at the booers. Birds flew backwards through the sky. The clock struck 13. Beer glasses filled from the bottom up. “You killed the club,” man in a quilted coat shouted at the directors’ box, with genuine feeling, as though this was not a figure of speech, the club actually was dead, before stamping off towards the thrillingly alive empanada and artisan pickle outlets of the vibrant new retail concourse.

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