I'm not a scientist, but I would posit that the best kind of science is the kind where you set things on fire. That's probably the reason I'm not allowed to be left alone with the PC Gamer kit cupboard, but it turns out that Jeff Geerling may agree with me.
The Geerling Engineering team have been sticking various food items up against an AM radio tower and recording the results, which seem to mostly be of the incendiary kind. However, a surprising side-effect seems to be that certain, watery items appear to begin to "talk".