If you're unaware of my penchant for getting dirty, I suggest you scroll through my articles, as you'll quickly find a man obsessed with all things related to ripping across the world sans pavement. Dirt bikes, adventure bikes, UTVs and ATVs, and even my own two feet, I'm a lover of off-road. And my heart, my soul, my very being, is wrapped up in it.
I also have a very specific aesthetic I love, i.e., '80s and '90s off-road racing, one that was dominated by bright colors, bold graphics, and no-nonsense parts. So when I laid eyes on WalzWerks' X-Plorer BMW GS series, I nearly keeled over. Hot damn, does this motorcycle look amazing, and exactly what I'd want in my garage.
Can someone please call my bank and see if I can leverage my house so I can buy one today?