Whatever listeners to Steve Jones' much-praised Jonesy's Jukebox show were expecting when they tuned in to the second episode of the programme in its new daytime slot on Los Angeles classic rock station 95.5 KLOS FM in November 2015, it probably wasn't a breezy anecdote about the former Sex Pistols' guitarist pissing on Elvis' grave. To be fair, Jones' production team clearly weren't expecting this confession either, and even as he enjoyed seeing their panicked expressions in the control booth, Jones considered that it may, perhaps, have been sensible for him to save airing this story for another time. Not that 'sensible' and Steve Jones were ever particularly comfortable bedfellows.
In truth, Jones couldn't be 100 per cent sure that he had relieved himself on The King's final resting place at Graceland as, to quote The Fast Show's Rowley Birkin QC, he was very, very drunk at the time: ""I will deny all knowledge if questioned about this under oath" he says. But by the time The Professionals, his post-Pistols band with Paul Cook, Paul Myers, and Ray McVeigh embarked on their second American tour in the spring of 1982, it was all too clear to all concerned that their race was already run. Their chances of success in the US had been scuppered by bad fortunate and worse judgement: their first American tour, in late 1981, came to a juddering, terrifying stop when Cook, Myers, and McVeigh were injured in a car crash in Minnesota from which they were lucky to escape with their lives, and Cook's subsequent decision to turn down an offer to support old pals The Clash on the basis that Joe Strummer's once band used to support the Pistols was woefully misjudged. His decision not to accompany Steve Jones on a tourist tour of Graceland was a better one.
