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The Guardian - US
The Guardian - US
Health
Madeleine Aggeler

‘I’ve ended up in the ER twice’: when Valentine’s Day goes horribly wrong

Interpol
black and white picture of a little boy with a big valentines card looking dejected
If you’re feeling down on Valentine’s Day, just think – at least you’re not dating someone wanted by Interpol. Photograph: Bettmann/Bettmann Archive

Ah, Valentine’s Day. An occasion for love, romance and same-day flower deliveries. There are plenty of delightful stories about wonderful 14 February experiences: sweet gestures, thoughtful words, serendipitous encounters.

But sometimes it doesn’t go quite to plan. Guardian readers shared tales of their worst Valentine’s Day with us. If you’re feeling down this 14 February, just think – at least you’re not dating someone wanted by Interpol.

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