Starbucks orders have a tendency to be at least 10 syllables long no matter what you order. For example, an easy order would be a venti caramel cream frappuccino - 10 syllables. And that’s without adding your extra drizzle or whipped cream.
The baristas at the global coffee chain must have the patience of a saint for some of the orders that come through, especially with the rise of social media platforms like TikTok, where ‘secret’ drinks and made up orders see shoppers to try the weird and wonderful creations. It's important to note that Stabucks DON'T actually have a secret menu, but you can personalise your drinks with the items they hold in the kitchen.
And while I won’t be asking anyone to ‘make me a drink that reminds you of your first love’ or anything like that, I think it’s okay to order custom drinks within reason - and there is a frappuccino that’s off-the-menu I just had to try.