My inability to feel fine the morning after drinking four pints of lager the night before has worsened as my time on planet Earth continues to grow longer.
It has now reached the stage that offers of a trip to the pub on a school night is now given a swift knock back as I reach the age of 31.
But my advancing years appeared to ground to a halt and rewind to a certain degree, as news of a so-called “anti-hangover pill” reached us all last week.