I had the perfect plan: hop over to Kefalonia, stay in a cute Airbnb, live my best “Mamma Mia” fantasy, maybe add another bucket-list destination to the trophy wall.
Instead, I rented a house straight out of “The Conjuring”, discovered that Mercury was definitely in retrograde, and now wake up at 3 a.m. thinking about porcelain dolls named Agatha who want my soul.
And now, lucky you — you get to live it too.