Back in the early 2000s you were either a Bratz girl or a Barbie girl, I was a Bratz girl. I had all the Bratz DVDs, the Bratz Rock Angelz Ps2 video game, about ten different Sasha dolls and a Dylan doll (so I could make them have sex). I even had one of those massive Bratz heads that you could put makeup on and cut their hair.
Everything about the world of Bratz was immaculate… that is until the live action Bratz movie
I made this meme over seven years ago, and can’t believe I finally have a reason to use it.The Room Bratz the MovieBratz the Movie 10% on Rotten TomatoesFour tween best friends: Cloe, Jade, Yasmin and Sasha embark on their first year of high school together. However, they quickly learn that the high school is run on a hierarchy of cliques and at the top of the pyramid is daddy’s girl Meredith and her band of idiots. So the girls can either choose to be outcasts or join the cliques intended for them: soccer jock, science geek, journalism nerd and cheerleader mean girl. Two years later the girls come together unexpectedly after a food fight (????) and decide to be friends again, despite what Meredith the dictator might think. As you can imagine it doesn’t all go to plan, and there are sweet 16th birthdays, dressing up as clowns, a talent show and a secret USB with everyone’s secrets on it.
Disney acting, but on steroids
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Cultural stereotypes that would make a conservative cream their pants
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Some of the worst lines I’ve seen, and I’ve snorted coke off a Revs toilet
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The lipsyncing was on par with *that* viral Raise Your Voice scene
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Remember in Raise Your Voice when they dubbed 3 different voices in this one vocal riff? pic.twitter.com/GZZGWDVikx
