The morning after the night before is horrible. There’s nothing worse than waking up with a headache, a fuzzy memory, and a lingering guilty feeling for doing something you can’t quite remember. You grab your phone, flick through your messages and… oh no. Oh no! Yup, that’s right, you got wasted and told the entire world that the President of the United States is a pedophile.
It seems the party has finally ended for Elon Musk, and with sobriety comes consequences. Last week, the ketamine-addled, nazi-saluting richest man in the world dominated headlines with his bizarre pronouncements against one-time best bud Donald Trump. He described his ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ as an abomination, said he plays a big role in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal, and even threatened to withdraw SpaceX’s cooperation with the government.
