The smell of incense, burning palo santo and dried sage practically emanates through my laptop screen. I am trawling through Etsy, the online marketplace known for handmade kitsch ornaments and unofficial Taylor Swift merch — to find a witch.
Not just any witch: I am looking for one who can provide me with a spell to mend my broken heart after a two-year relationship ... and tell me how to navigate the cesspit that is modern dating.