

This week I've been: Playing Silksong, preparing to play Borderlands 4, and likely upsetting you because I put your favourite game at the wrong spot on this list. A thousand apologies.
Last week I was: Thinking too much about Borderlands 4's story, and being proven wrong by FF14's primo challenge runner about MMOs.
Look at me. I know what you are. I know your YouTube recs are full of tier lists. I know you secretly click on rankings just to have imaginary shower-fights with their authors. And I know that this is a weirdly aggressive way to open an article, and for that I apologise, but also I'll be bringing knuckledusters to the bathroom. Anyway, Borderlands 4 is coming out soon, and I'm feeling nostalgic.