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Greta Jaruševičiūtė

“I’m Not Even Mad, That Was Amazing”: 50 Of The Most Genius Crimes Ever Committed

When it comes to crime, not all criminals are reckless—some are incredibly calculated, leaving investigators puzzled for years. From meticulously planned heists to loophole-exploiting scams, people online are sharing the most ingenious crimes ever committed. These stories showcase criminals who almost outsmarted the law, proving that sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Keep reading to uncover some of the most cleverly executed crimes in history.

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A friend of my brother's named Dave habitually ditched high school. One winter we got a pretty good snowstorm and his dad made him shovel the sidewalk before he left for school. Dave told his dad to write him a note because he was going to arrive late. Dave threw away the note, rewriting it and signing his dad's name in his own handwriting. He finished shoveling and then took the new note to school and handed it in to the school office. Since Dave was a known ditcher and the note looked like it was written by a teenage boy, they called his dad who backed up Dave's story, saying "Didn't he show you my note?"

The office ladies then put the forged note on file, and any time Dave wanted an excuse (for whatever), he just wrote himself a note that exactly matched what they had on file.

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