She’s making a list, checking it twice...
Clean the house to show-home standards, food shopping for now, food shopping for Christmas, decorating, visiting, meal planning, present buying, present hiding, present wrapping, arranging to spend quality “catch up” time with every single person you know, work night out, gym night out, school play, teacher presents, negotiations with relatives, childcare over the holidays.
Surely Santa is real by now? We must have manifested him! If we haven’t all collectively thought Santa to life after hundreds of years of magical thinking, does that mean we didn’t all heal David Beckham's foot by touching our TV screens and focusing hard together in 2002?!
