Strike up the jungle drums. Lay out Ant and Dec’s matchy-matchy outfits. Prepare to be driven to remote control-throwing distraction by those Tombola bug idents. Yes, autumnal reality fixture I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! returns this weekend to bestride the 9pm slot for three weeks of rice, beans and bushtucker trials.
A dozen famous-ish faces are now en route to the Australian bush to nibble on dingo anuses while making gagging noises. Sunday night’s launch show will reportedly see 10 of them airdropped into the Queensland wilderness. A few days later, they’ll likely be joined by two late arrivals, tipped to be little-and-large sportsmen Frankie Dettori and Tony Bellew. Imagine the size-based hilarity.
