Having paid a reported £1.5m to get him, the I’m a Celebrity... producers wasted no time making Nigel Farage chew on the anus and penis of various animals this festive season.
On Day Two, the ex-MEP was treated to both on a slice of pizza in a bushtucker trial. “Is this what it’s come to?”, a surprisingly sedate Nigel wondered morosely, before gulping them back, perhaps dreaming of the claret he usually washes lunches down with at the East India Club, and wondering where his career is going next. Just think of the money, Nige.
