
My dad used to joke when I was a teenager that I was, in fact, a centipede, because my shoe collection was enormous. I can confirm that whilst I do only have two feet, my collection of footwear has not become more sensible over time.
That’s why they’re stuffed in the entryway, under the stairs, in boxes under my bed, at the top of my closet… and no, I’m not willing to part with them. That’s why this $12 Walmart over-the-door shoe organizer is actually perfect for my needs.