
I’m a millennial in my thirties, and I recently started experiencing that phenomenon that comes when people have stopped telling me I am young and have started telling me I look good for “my age.” So, I've had some sense that time has passed, but nothing convinced me of this phenomenon more than my recent viewing of The Map That Leads To You with Outer Banks star Madelyn Cline and Riverdale’s KJ Apa starring. Honestly, this 2025 movie release made me feel older than I have ever felt in my entire life.
I was really excited for The Map Of Things That Lead To You after the trailer. However, from start to finish, the movie featured questionable decision after questionable decision from our young heroine Heather (Cline). I found myself internally screaming as I watched this movie with my Amazon Prime Video subscription, and I just cannot get past some of these choices. I’m starting to feel like that old lady who sits on her front porch and shakes her cane at the neighborhood miscreants, but I have to throw some advice out to Heather and co, and anyone looking for a similar "adventure."