Despite my love for management sims and all my best intentions when playing them, something always ends up going wrong. The real game isn't to see how long I can keep the charade up, but how much I can manage to get done within the relatively short window of peace before everything goes to Hell.
The fact that Sintopia takes place in Hell half the time probably should have warned me about how well my antics would go, but I didn't take the hint. Instead, I started my new job as manager of Hell and overlord of the humus, a sentient population of chickpeas.
