One day in the not-too-distant future, you’re going to pick up your phone, see a news notification, and read that Donald Trump is dead. For some, this will be a moment of sadness. For many others, jubilation. Trump is so omnipresent in our lives at the moment that it’s difficult to imagine a world without him, but let’s face it, 79-year-old, overweight men who subsist on a diet of cheeseburgers don’t live forever.
Trump’s mortality even appears to be preying on his mind and causing him to consider not just his legacy, but the fate of his immortal soul. In comments to Fox News, Trump said his current ambition to end at least one major war is fuelled by fears that he might not make it into heaven, combined with worries over his aging body:
