
Don’t judge me, but I took my dog out for a Valentine’s Day date. I wanted to honour Muggles, my giant 11-year-old golden retriever, as he’s the one who has been at my side through thick and thin – and I truly love him.
So I took him to the groomer’s, attached a special Valentine’s bow tie to his gender-neutral pink collar, and booked a table at Love My Human Townhouse, a posh dog-friendly cafe in London’s King’s Road (and a regular haunt of James Middleton), where canines are served meals at your table, made with the “highest quality human-grade ingredients”, according to the cafe’s menu – devised by a qualified dog nutritionist, of course.