One thing I've learned in journalism is that the stupidest questions can lead to the most fascinating answers, if only because nobody else would be such a colossal dumbass to consider asking them. This proved true recently as I sought an answer to an extremely silly question: How tall is Garrett, the protagonist of the Thief series of stealth games?
Why did I want to answer this question? The truth is it's been bugging me for years, ever since I read online that Garrett is canonically six feet tall. Having always imagined Garrett to be considerably shorter than six feet, this figure has never sat right with me.
