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Arwa Mahdawi

I can’t believe I need to spell this out – but Trump is not your daddy

Mark Rutte and Donald Trump at a Nato summit on 25 June.
‘Sometimes Daddy needs to use strong language’ … Mark Rutte and Donald Trump at a Nato summit on 25 June. Photograph: Andrew Harnik/Getty Images

Is your name Barron, Donald Jr, Eric, Ivanka or Tiffany Trump? No? Then I regret to inform you that President Donald John Trump is almost certainly not your daddy. I say “almost certainly” because narcissistic billionaires do have a nasty habit of spawning willy-nilly. Just look at Elon Musk and Pavel Durov – the latter is the Telegram founder, who has more than 100 children in 12 countries via sperm donation.

Still, unless you are a very high-IQ individual, with an orange glow, an insatiable appetite for money-making schemes, and a weird belief that you invented the word “caravan”, I think it’s safe to say that you’re probably not Trump’s offspring.

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