I've always loved reading up on Guinness World Record holders, and after deciding to try and break not one but three in the space of a single afternoon, I began dreamily imagining adding my own name to the lauded list of champions.
When choosing my records, I had to bear a few things in mind, including coming to terms with not being quite fit enough to try my luck at becoming the world's fastest woman.
I'd also be making the attempts inside The Mirror office, so anything too outrageous - like being covered in an ungodly number of bees - was most likely out of the question, unless I wanted to be shunned by my colleagues forevermore.
