Hurry up and guess naughty words on Wordle before it’s too late

Wordle belongs solely to The New York Times, which infers a number of unfortunate inevitabilities:

1. It’s suddenly a lot less fun, for reasons we can’t fully articulate just yet.
2. Despite what its creator and The NYT say, some form of paywall play will arrive in the very near future.
3. You can’t guess filthy words anymore and screenshot them to your friends for laughs.