Hugh Grant has his moment
Hugh Grant stammered and equivocated his way through one of the more excruciating awards moments ahead of the ceremony – in an interview that launched a thousand memes.
“The whole of humanity is here … it’s Vanity Fair,” he said in a red carpet interview with American model Ashley Graham, referring to the 1848 novel by William Thackeray.
“It’s all about Vanity Fair – that’s where we let loose and have a little bit of fun!” beamed Graham in response, referring to the magazine that famously hosts an Oscars afterparty.
hugh grant wants no part of this dumb shit pic.twitter.com/uBQ70QcZGf
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 12, 2023
Hugh Grant and Ashley Graham's red carpet exchange about "Vanity Fair " (he was talking about the 1848 novel about shallow society, she thought he was referring to the 2023 magazine after party) is my favourite #Oscars moment of all time.
— Katherine Singh (@katherineesingh) March 12, 2023
Unfortunately, that is not where the awkwardness ended. Did he have his bets on any winners tonight? “Not anyone in particular,” Grant said. Who was he wearing? “Just my suit.” What was it like being in Glass Onion? “I’m in it for about three seconds.”
And the Oscar for the guy who totally doesn't want to be there goes to Hugh Grant. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/Gq6Q3n1EEU
— Lance Ulanoff (@LanceUlanoff) March 12, 2023
Presenting an award later in the night, he referred to his face as a scrotum, possibly making him the first person to say “scrotum” at the Oscars (not factchecked, do not hold us to this).
Hugh Grant just said “scrotum” live at the #Oscars pic.twitter.com/uHvLRQJZHN
— Rafa Sales Ross (@rafiews) March 13, 2023
Rihanna and Lady Gaga: a makeover, a makeunder
As Hugh Grant nattered away, both Rihanna and Lady Gaga (in an unexpected appearance) made their entrances – the former in distinctly covert attire, bucket hat and all; and the latter in mesh corsetry, courtesy of Versace – which she risked to save a photographer from a stumble.
Lady Gaga helped a photographer who fell over at the #Oscars red carpet. pic.twitter.com/H31sy87tFc
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) March 13, 2023
Rihanna has arrived at the #Oscars
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) March 12, 2023
pic.twitter.com/Dmhw3CepLM
Both artists later pulled off elaborate wardrobe changes to perform their Oscar-nominated songs.
Rihanna swapped her normal person cosplay for a floor-length gown; Gaga swapped her floor-length gown for … normal person cosplay?
Rihanna performs "Lift Me Up" at the #Oscars. https://t.co/ndiKiHfmID pic.twitter.com/cyESzOZnmm
— Variety (@Variety) March 13, 2023
lady gaga’s versatility needs to be studied #oscars pic.twitter.com/OifwJ59Xlk
— steven (@stevenartpop) March 13, 2023
Spare a thought for Gaga’s makeup artist, who has been working overtime tonight.
so lady gaga did full glam, wiped it off for a bit and then applied makeup again all in a matter of hours I’ve never related to a woman more
— Carrie Wittmer 👻 (@carriesnotscary) March 13, 2023
David Byrne sausage party
Do not Google that phrase. Speaking of best original song nominees, David Byrne stepped on stage to perform This is a Life – his track with Son Lux and Mitski from the night’s big winner, Everything Everywhere All at Once – and seconds in, revealed his accoutrement of choice: a set of hotdog fingers referencing a much-shared scene in the multiverse epic.
(Presumably he did not have to pay US$55,000 for the honour, unlike one recent megafan.)
of course David Byrne had to wear the hot dog fingers pic.twitter.com/u3HiAuYrz4
— tay (@ntoinedoinel) March 13, 2023
Happy birthday James!
And for a number certainly not nominated for best original song: the entire Oscars audience sang happy birthday to James Martin, the lead actor of An Irish Goodbye, which took home best live action short for its tale of two brothers checking off the bucket list of their late mother.
the guys who made An Irish Goodbye used their Oscar acceptance speech to have every A-lister in Hollywood sing Happy Birthday to their star, James Martin. iconic! pic.twitter.com/J4LLHwMla3
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) March 13, 2023
An especially spirited rendition came from The Banshees of Inisherin star Colin Farrell, who swung a thumbs-up to his fellow Irish actor.
This moment between James Martin and Colin Farrell will now live in my mind rent free. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/vznyAwjsTm
— Decider (@decider) March 13, 2023
All aboard the Ke Huy Quan express
For an Oscars narrative no one was mad at, look no further than Ke Huy Quan, who continued his domination of this year’s awards season. To no surprise, he picked up best supporting actor for his portrayal of Everything Everywhere All at Once’s soft, stoic dad – a role he nabbed after a long hiatus from the screen and more than 30 years after his child acting days in The Goonies and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
He used his speech as an opportunity to once again thank the establishment for “welcoming me back”, in a comeback fit for the movies. “Dreams are something you have to believe in,” he said. “I almost gave up on mine.”
"Mom, I just won an Oscar" —Ke Huy Quan #oscars pic.twitter.com/xvHPuK8Ccl
— Vulture (@vulture) March 13, 2023
Donkeys and bears and raccoons, oh my
But the real winner of the night? Animals – of all forms, of all sizes, of varying degrees of appropriateness – that stormed the stage and aisles of the Dolby Theatre.
Of the creatures on display, it was Jenny – the beloved donkey from The Banshees of Inisherin – who glistened in the spotlight.
Whole room cheering for the donkey. Beautiful stuff
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) March 13, 2023
“If you’re feeling upset or if you win or if you’re feeling anxious or if you just love mules, come up and give her a hug,” said host Jimmy Kimmel.
JENNY THE DONKEY ONSTAGE pic.twitter.com/ci1xZ4zgQ9
— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) March 13, 2023
Me explaining how Jenny the donkey from The Banshees of Inisherin can win an Oscar tonight pic.twitter.com/sWXDTCnYPU
— linnéa, what's good? howdy (@hejjlinnea) March 13, 2023
Joining Jenny in the menagerie was the titular lead of Cocaine Bear, a movie about a bear on cocaine.
She stood alongside her director, Elizabeth Banks, who was on stage to present an award.
Elizabeth Banks stumbles while taking the stage at the #Oscars.
— Variety (@Variety) March 13, 2023
"He tripped me," she jokes of the Cocaine Bear who accompanied her. https://t.co/ndiKiHfmID pic.twitter.com/ldDmOovz7A
So glad to see cocaine bear representation at the Oscars
— Lisa Snowden (@LisaMcCray) March 13, 2023
This was not the bear’s first public appearance – she had also appeared with Banks on a Variety cover last month – and it certainly wasn’t her last.
She later stumbled into the audience pit of the Oscars to torment fellow actors and producers, including – in a cringeworthy series of moments – one very unlucky Malala Yousafzai. “Cocaine Bear, leave Malala alone!” is a phrase none of us thought we’d hear.
Cocaine Bear accosting Noble Peace Prize Winner Malala Yousafzai at the #Oscars is sending me. pic.twitter.com/pUd2IcKccq
— Junkee (@junkee) March 13, 2023
Me making GIFS of Cocaine Bear accosting Malala Yousafzai in 20 years pic.twitter.com/DkiZq0RFNr
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) March 13, 2023
Honourable animal mentions also go to: the raccoon from Everything Everywhere All at Once, resplendent on screen behind David Byrne as he performed; and the poor, lonely pooch of Charlie Mackesy, who won best animated short for The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse – then admitted in his speech he had left his dog behind in the hotel room.
just won twenty million dollars on my bet that someone would thank their dog (who is at a hotel)
— josh androsky (@ShutUpAndrosky) March 13, 2023
Andrew Garfield’s face
Anyone on a specific section of Twitter knows that Andrew Garfield’s face goes viral about once every 12 hours, but a different version of it made waves at the Oscars.
Accosted by Kimmel – who made a passing reference to Garfield’s Spider-Man during one of many gags about The Slap – Garfield shrugged and flashed his pearly whites in a “help me” smile, which cemented his status as the night’s certified reaction picture. To quote someone else, Andrew Garfield … you are all of us!
EVERYONE ELSE IS READY TO GO AND THEN THERE’S ANDREW GARFIELD REGRETTING EVERY DECISION HE’S EVER MADE IN HIS LIFE HELP pic.twitter.com/3wkGetL9rL
— Shan 卌♡ mandalorian (@ShanLFTV) March 13, 2023
This will forever be used on the TL #Oscars #AndrewGarfield pic.twitter.com/YitzcnwmnO
— Matt Neglia (@NextBestPicture) March 13, 2023