How to be a half-arse human: ‘You probably aren’t going to have clean knickers all the time’

Leena Norms: ‘Shortcuts are OK as long as we think about why we’re doing them.’ Photograph: Fabio de Paola/The Guardian

When my wife asked me what I was reading, I said: “It’s a new book about how to half-arse everything in your life.”

“Oh,” she said. “Did you write it?”