
Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are taking their rivalry to a new level: Bored of competing to see who can capitulate to authoritarian governments the fastest, they’ve agreed to actually fight one another, in a cage, in Las Vegas.
The confrontation was Musk’s idea, floated in response to Meta’s plans for a Twitter competitor. Zuckerberg, who will definitely be bringing his real legs to the fight, signed up by posting Musk’s tweet (in an Insta story that will disappear within hours) with the reply: “Send Me Location.” And why not? Zuck may be smaller, but he’s a swole jiujitsu champion these days—and, having whiffed so badly with the metaverse, landing a few blows on Musk will demonstrate that he’s finally in tune with what the public wants.