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Dan Burrows

How I'm Going to Invest My Mega Millions Lottery Jackpot

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Our current national mania for the Mega Millions jackpot, projected to hit $1.55 billion by Tuesday's drawing, would almost certainly excite the scorn of Ambrose Bierce. 

A largely forgotten American writer, Bierce was the guy who came up with that oft-quoted line about the lottery being "a tax on people who are bad at math." His whole brand was acerbic wit, and I guess he was considered to be pretty hilarious by the standards of 1911, but on this particular subject I think Bierce was a jerk.

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