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Chicago Sun-Times
Chicago Sun-Times
National
Neil Steinberg

‘Homelessness’ finally eliminated!

Night Ministry senior nurse practitioner Stephan Koruba visits an encampment at Kedzie and Belmont avenues in January. People living there will now be called “unhoused” by the Night Ministry, instead of “homeless.” (Ashlee Rezin/Sun-Times)

“Look at his shirt!” I said to my wife, aghast, as we watched two extremely fit young men trade volleys at the U.S. Open. Square neck, with a bib effect that made Karen Khachanov seem like he was wearing a barista apron.

“Take it up with Nike,” she replied, dismissively.

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