Hey, look, the Bears just won the right to the No. 1 pick in the draft! They should trade it.

Bears general manager Ryan Poles has some huge decisions to make in the coming months. (Michael Reaves/Getty Images)

If you’re a Bears fan, you were asking fate to do one thing for you Sunday. Just one. You were asking for same-day delivery of the No. 1 overall pick in this year’s draft.

And you, having dealt with so much pain and disappointment over the years because of your devotion to this franchise, were expecting what in response? Probably a UPS van full of derisive laughter.