
Yesterday evening, a newspaper published an article claiming that pop queen Taylor Swift was dating The 1975 frontman Matty Healy. Chaos ensued, as we should have known it would. The story has dominated feeds and homepages ever since.
The madness was to be expected, not only because the two musicians have some of the most unhinged fan bases known to man, rivalled only by the stans of One Direction, K pop group BTS or perhaps The Beatles, but because society at large has an unhealthy obsession with Swift’s love life.