
President Donald Trump has declared that peace in Ukraine must wait for his personal bromance with Vladimir Putin to blossom.
“Nothing is going to happen until Putin and I get together, OK?” Trump announced yesterday from Air Force One, undoubtedly while someone desperately tried to hide the nuclear codes. The president, currently wrapping up his Middle East tour in Abu Dhabi, offered this pearl of geopolitical wisdom as explanation for why carefully arranged peace talks in Istanbul collapsed before they began.