
Back in the raw, drizzly spring of 2001, I found myself in some dumbo punk’s basement to watch my friends in a local leather neanderthal band melt some faces. There was the standard array of half-assed thrash bands on the bill, but the opener was just some dude from out of town.
He moseys up to the– well, there was no stage, just kind of a cleared corner of the cellar – and pushes play on his boombox. The guy wears all white, except it’s clear he hasn’t bathed or changed in a good week or so. He's grimy.