Nathan Ake is the Manchester City centre-back with the devastating combination, as comedian Troy Hawke memorably put it on the club's pre-season tour.
"You have the poise of an apex predator, but the eyes of a kindly woodland creature," Hawke told Ake as he filled into to the club's Houston hotel this summer.
It was part of a send-up of the squad as they arrived on tour, with Hawke, a character devised by comedian Milo McCabe, sending the internet into hysterics but managing to confuse the players as they walked past him.
